#Minecraft Steve

[cluescrew]

He would find a way to somehow uncontrollably bounce down a series of slime blocks at progressively lower placed points

steve being victimised stimboard bc he gives me cuteness aggression

(Edit! i found more sillyness!)

[feliville]

Alex and Steve do not appear in Minecraft Story Mode

[xesnox]

Minecraft Steve doodle. It’s a bit dark but the weathers stormy so it fits.

Despite not being very fond of the villagers both Alex and Steve decided to seek shelter in a nearby village after it begun storming on their way back from the caves.

The bucket is filled with rocks for Steve’s rock collection at home.

Alternate versions:

[grayeet]

pov you're bartering with some guy in hell and he hands you a sad crumpled baby.

[ashwhisker]

steve and his weird test tube baby brother

[fribblr]

whateverrrrr my booboo

[rizuberrybastard]

so fucked up that alliums exist in Minecraft but not onions or garlic or anything. STEVE YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON A CULINARY BREAKTHROUGH JUST DIG DOWN A LITTLE FURTHER

[aniisol]

the nether is terrifying because it is hell and monsters live there who want to hurt you. however, it gets even more terrifying when you think about Intentional Game Design. a world where you'll die if you try to sleep. you could get stuck there, growing wearier and wearier, until your eyes start to blur with the waves of heat rising from the earth. when you cave in and lay your head to rest the ground will explode. the souls trapped in the dirt will scream with you. you will never be heard. this world will rip you apart for the crime of being human. you cannot win. you cannot rest now. there are always monsters nearby.

[somedudewithantlers]

minecraft “lore” idea: what if the villagers have last names based on their careers (i.e a librarian’s last name could be “Bookkeeper”). When Steve meets the villagers he decides he ought to have a last name, and following the villager custom of a last name being based on what you do, he calls himself Steve Minecraft.

[rongrii]

how it shouldve gone

[jesterraconteuse]

Everything about the MC movie trailer pisses me off but one thing that pisses me off in particular is that just normal Jason Momoa would've been a better Steve instead of Jack Black

I mean this in the best way possible but this actually looks like a man who is out surviving the wilderness and punching trees

[maccamania]

More Steve n Alex shenanigans

[cordwaner]

I changed the speechbubble to match their true essence, what do we think?

[grrotto]

henry's fathers

[feliville]

eye contact

[illwilledomen]

Player instinct.